Wednesday, February 20, 2008


My stupid white trash cousin Ivy had a baby a few months back and it just makes me ashamed ! My parents are old hipsters (like my mom was in newsweek for jumping a rolling stone, my dad showed porn and hung out at Mabuhay), but god my extended family just doesn't keep up. My cousin' s mom is a mental case who has four kids and a pair of arms that make's Liza's cuts look like a pair of pre-distressed jeans.

So now this basket case's kid has a a kid, and no money, no education and is living at home with her loser mom and grandma. I mean, I don't like this part of my family one little bit, so I don't feel too bad, but still- thank god we don't share a last name, is all I have to say.